to do list 1 Make vanilla pudding Put in mayo jar Eat in public 2 Hire two private investigators Get them to follow each other 3 Wear shirt that says Life Hand out lemons on street corner 4 Get into a crowded elevator and say 1 bet youre all wondering why I gathered you here today 5 Major in philosophy Ask people WHY they would like fries with that 6 Run into a store ask what year it is When someo
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Top 10 Things To Do In An Elevator 1Stand silently and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off 2Crack open your briefcase or purse and while peering inside ask Got enough air in there 3Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up then scream Thats minel 4Leave a box in the corner and when some one gets on ask them if they can hear ticking 5Stare grinning at another pas
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If atheif forces you to take money out of an ATM do not argue or resist What you do is punch in your pin backwards EX if its 1234 youll type 4321When do that the money will come out but will be stuck in the slot The machine will immediately alert the local police without the robbers knowledge begin taking photos of the suspect Every ATM has the feature Stay safe
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HAVE YOU EVER MET A HATER DOING BETTER THAN YOU MENEITHER
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INTERESTING DEFINITIONOEWOKE woke wok informal uUs adj A state of awareness only achieved by those dumb enougp to find injustice in everything except their own behavior
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