Two old men decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town After a few drinks they end up at the local brothel The madam takes one look at the two old geezers and whispers to her manager Go up to the first two bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed These two are so old and drunk Im not wasting two of my girls on them They wont know the difference The ma
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IF YOU TII AND FALL ARE OK aWILL HELP YOU UP lEST FRIEND WILL LAUGHANDSAY _WALK MUCHDUMBASS2
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Someone Told Me Have Two Faults Dont Listen And Some Other Shit IS AVCICEEle
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A cabbie picks up a Nun The cab driver stares at her She asks him why hes staring and he says Ive always had a fantasy to kiss a nun She says Ill kiss you if youre single and Catholic The cab driver says Im both The nun says Pull into an alley The nun then kisses him in a way that would make a heeker blush Back in the cab though the drive starts crying l lied Im married and Jewish The nun says Tha
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BREAKING NEWS John Travolta was hospitalized for suspected COVID 19 but doctors now confirm that it was only Saturday Night Fever and they assure everyone that he is Staying Alive Apparently he had chills that were multiplying
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