When she has a perfect credit score knows how to season food and doesnt snitch
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TAKE ME DOWN TO BBQ CITY WHERE THE RIBS ARE GREASY AND THE FRIES ARE CRISPY OH WONT YOU PLEASE PASS THE ROLLS
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80 yr old finds his wife doing a LELLHELEN ELC ECT ERE R Shocked he asks what ETAL ITE IT Ted 1 CEVA LG TTATRE get it upmaybe u can drop it in
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When your parents tell you not to have sex before marriage but youre standing in their wedding picture
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went to the liquor store Friday afternoon on my bicycle bought a bottle of Scotch and put it in the bicycle basket As was about to leave thought to myself that if fell off the bicycle the bottle would break So drank all the Scotch before cycled home It turned out to be a very good decision because fell off my bicycle seven times on the way home
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THINGS THAT ARE LLL Indubitably Innovative Preliminary Proliferation Cinnamon D i THINGS THAT ARE TO SAY WHEN YOURE DRUNK Specificity British Constitution Passive aggressive disorder Loquacious Transubstantiate 1 mm TO SAY WHEN YOURE DRUNK 1 Thanks but dont want fo have sex 2 Nope no more booze for me 3 Sorry but youre not really my type 4 Good evening officer isnt it lovely out tonight 5 Oh just
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