Look what they want me to wear in my next Verminator commercial. It's humiliating. It's totally beneath me. I don't want to do commercials in a bikini. I wanna do films where I'm totally naked or at least with that Hey Vern guy. Daddy, I'm afraid if I keep doing this, people are gonna think that I'm all body and no... mind? No, I don't mind, go ahe
There's the line, Bundy. The only way you're taking this trophy is by getting past me. Come on, Bundy, on the count of three. Three. Let's rock. PEP RALLY IN THE GYM. PODELL IS SWELL. IMPEACH LINCOLN HIGH. VOTE FOR.
Can you please tell me what a woman's body has to do with selling beer? All right. Number one. If it wasn't for beer, there would be at least three people who probably wouldn't even be married. Me. Jefferson. And probably Lisa Marie Presley. And number two. Since men buy beer, advertisers have to cater to what we want. And hold on to your corn cob
Yeah, well suppose he's all well and he just doesn't want me anymore. Never mind. You know it did last longer. And the best part is I didn't feel a thing.
Oh my God, there's a dead man in it. Harry, he looks like somebody dug him up. How long was I out? Gee, they must have smelled your father's socks. So, you like this one? Yes, I do. Well, I don't. I'd like to see something else. And we need a little more room up top, you know, for my hair. Oh yes, well, with a little customizing, we can give you a
This place sucks when you're broke. What place doesn't suck when you're broke? To tell you the truth, it does get kind of boring in here sometimes. So then why do you come? For this. Excuse me, sir. You bumped into me and I think you owe me an apology. Drop dead. Go ahead, rookie. Take your best shot. instagram | albundyclips. Reserved for A.B. Bun
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