Bro accidentally made one of the smoothest pickuplines. Pick up a girl wearing a garbage bag. You also can't use the letter "E". Challing... accptd-d. Damn it. Hi. I... Am... Barney. Damn it! There's an E in my name! My word for this guy... Is Barno. Barno. You look... not ugly. Your... dial thing... Is what? Do you want to just go back to my place
Are you sure you're 14? Cause you sound way more mature than any 14-year-old I know. I know. You know he can't hear you. I'm in character! I am mature for my age. I do lots of adult things. Adult things? Oh, come on! This is no 14-year-old. Yeah. I'm with you. People only make age a big deal because they're trying to stop you from doing stuff that'
It ain't bad, Pam-a-jama. Girl, look at you. All stacked up like some blunt, yeah. All right. Oh, stacked up like some blunt, yeah. Oh, right. Oh. Come on over here and get your aroma, huh? So we can make pigs in a blanket, Mrs. Butterworth. All right, how are you doing, Earl? Oh, don't do me like that. You know I've been chasing you for a while. M
What is it about men? They have perfectly good wives at home and yet they have to look at women like these. Well, I guess every now and then a guy who drives a Dodge likes to close his eyes and imagine it's a Ferrari. But what difference would that make to you? You don't know how to drive.
Who is it? Hey! Oh, Fonzie, my, this is a pleasant surprise. Of course. Hey, Laverne, spin it around, let me see you. Yeah, yeah, you got the best L's in town. Uh, what are you doing on this side of the tracks, you break down? No, no, I just came to look over the bills of bottle capping. You know what I'm talking about? You girls kill me. I think h
THERE'S A WHOLE GENERATION THAT WOULD CALL DAN'S ACTIONS TOXIC MASCULINITY... AND THAT SAYS EVERYTHING. What happened? Fisher beat the crap out of us. What? I'm all right. I just... I don't want anybody to know about it. Is she really okay? Yeah. Come on. We're gonna go wash your face. Fisher? I thought you were just gonna go over there and scare h
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