Don't worry, Alan. I'm not touching the patients. There are human lives at stake here, man. Can I give you a complimentary adjustment? I'm here for the masseuse position. Well, I'm really not authorized to do any hiring, but you're obviously qualified. I'm sorry, Dr. Harper's not in this morning, but if your back's really bothering you, we do have
What do you say to a black man in a three-piece suit? What? Will the defendant please rise? No, you didn't. What? Thank you better. Oh, yeah, I haven't felt this good since I got pulled over by the LAPD. Come on, fight back. Oh, I don't know. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck off. Is he calling me chicken or is that a chicken joke? You are what y
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Hey, there you are. Gee, we're waiting here. We're starving. Don't rush me, Archie Bunker. You get your dinner on time. You always get your dinner on time. And don't you forget that, neither. Mom, let me help you with the bed. Leave me alone. What's the matter with Mom? I was going to ask you. Get out of the way, Gloria. Hey, how do you eat it the
Fonzie, you're staying here, and I don't want to hear another word about it. Hey, Mrs. C, my mother used to talk to me like that. The only one who used to get away with it, too. Until you. I accept your invitation. All right, everybody. Let's get back to popping the popcorn. Richie, roast some marshmallows.
Well, I don't want no more of your racial jokes around here because I can't stand people who are always knocking minorities. What's the matter, am I flying open?
Al Bundy Was Wrong For This One On this day It tells me you're a girl, which means your opinion means less to me than the dog's. On this day means less to me than the dog. On this day, Daddy, I would rather be reading. Does that tell you anything? As a woman viewer, what's your opinion, Pumpkin?
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