So, does your dad still live in Texas? No, he died when I was 14. I'm sorry to hear that. So was the man who owned the local liquor store. He cried and cried. Here you go. Oh, thanks. So, if your dad died when you were 14, you were never old enough to have a beer with the man. No, sir. He did try to give me one for my high school graduation, but I
When you're dressed for a date but meet the parents instead. hi you oh my God I know I can do more than cook Rachel, my parents so nice to meet you hello I work in fashion. See, and and this is a real dress actually. It is they're they're wearing it in Milan it's so part of my job is to wear the clothes and then I see how people respond and then I
Look what they want me to wear in my next Verminator commercial. It's humiliating. It's totally beneath me. I don't want to do commercials in a bikini. I wanna do films where I'm totally naked or at least with that Hey Vern guy. Daddy, I'm afraid if I keep doing this, people are gonna think that I'm all body and no... mind? No, I don't mind, go ahe
Oh, that's wonderful. Oh, thank you. Oh, yes, thanks. Guess what. I just won this radio contest. I get a weekend trip for two to Atlantic City, all expenses paid. Who are you going to take? Oh, congratulations. Who are you going to take? I don't know. I just moved to Boston and I don't know a soul. Yeah, yeah, I heard, I heard. Oh, thanks very much
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