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Al Bundy Is An Absolute Legend For This 😂 Okay, I get it. The No Ma'am guys sent you guys over here, didn't they? It's a birthday gag. One of you are supposed to jump out of a cake, but you ate it on the way over, huh? Bundy, we are activists. Well, I'd say not quite active enough. It so happens we marched yesterday, shoe schmuck. What, The Million

avatar John Paul

Wait a second, wait. Vancouver, $80. Kelly? Oh sure, all eyes turn to me. Well, let me ask you this. If I did know somebody in Vancouver, don't you think I'd be living with them and not here? True enough. America first, Dad. How about it, Peg? Your mother gotten so fat she spread across the border? Al, I did not call Vancouver. And Mom is down to n

avatar Jacob Junior

What are you doing? You're drinking coffee. Yeah, so? You can't drink coffee when we're trying to make a baby. I don't know. I'm pretty coordinated. Sam, that's not the point. You were supposed to stay in peak physical condition. You know, caffeine loading could be the reason why we haven't been able to conceive for the last two months. Come on. It

avatar Mark Manson

Al Bundy Is The King Of Insults 😂 These shoes fell apart after one day and I wanna know why. Well, you see ma'am, this is a heel with a cork filling. Whereas you are a giant seal with a pork filling. You haven't heard the last of this. What goes around comes around. Well, considering your orbit, looks like I have about 10 more years.

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What?! How long have you been sleeping with Ben? That's disgusting and wrong. I don't even get— Why would I— I've never had sex with anyone anywhere. It's none of your— You have— The nerve. The audacity. Ben is my boss, technically. And he is terrible, facewise. And how— How do I know, frankly, that you're not sleeping with him? Maybe you are. Mayb

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How could you cheat on me with my own sister? It was an accident. I got you two confused. Confused? She's a brunette and I'm a blonde. Yeah, but you have the same last name.

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