Hello, ma'am. We called about the hot tub. Oh yes. I'll be glad to see it go. It used to be my husband's, but since he passed away, I don't use it very much. Oh, I'm so sorry. How did he die? He drowned. Still want the hot tub? Jay! Oh, he drowned in a lake. Yes! I mean, I am so sorry for your loss. I just... really did not want a haunted hot tub.
I'm sorry I had to ask, but would you believe it, I lost my purse. Oh, let's retrace your steps. Let's go back to your shower this morning. What were you wearing? Well, nothing. Uh-huh. And what kind of soap were you using? Dad, let me speak to you for a second. I'm with the customer. Dad, I don't get this. I lost a jacket, I got a lecture. She los
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OMG! Are you the legal guardians of Bud Bundy? Upstairs. Oh, you will do things, but begging will not be one of them. I hate my life. Welcome to Gary Shoes. Hey, back off, man. She's here for shoes. That's it, okay? That's my dates. Don't worry, Mr. Bundy, we'll take good care of Kelly. Have fun, pumpkin. One, two, three. Two, three. Fix faucet. Oh
FLORENCE JOHNSTON'S SHARPEST COMEBACKS EVER. Here's some, my dears. That's them, you get it. I'll take that. Anything you say, squeaky. And you be more respectful in front of my friends. Yes, sir. Squeaky! What are you doing with that apple? I was thinking of going fishing tomorrow and I'm looking for a worm. I mean, do you have to eat while you're
I mean, pretty soon you're going to be girding your loose loins in leather and sitting in the pathetically past their prime section with Diane Cannon. Oh, ho, pimple still skin. Oh, by the way, the Eagle Scouts called? Your merit badge in celibacy came in. Well, if I'm not back tonight, then my mission was accomplished. And you may forever refer to
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