The one you insulted. I'm sorry, ma'am, you'll have to be a little more specific. You made fun of my weight. You called me a giant seal. Let's see. I had four elephants. I had a rhino who wanted some flip-flops. I had a manatee. No, no, don't remember any seals. Could you jog my memory? You know what a jog is, that's what you do when the ice cream
Will you put some clothes on my wife's here? Mind your own business, Sam. What if a towel slips? Mind your own business. Jack, you have some shaving cream on your face. Oh, thank you. No, Jack! Mind your own business, Chrissy. What do we need with other people? Big Mama!
I once went through my mom's purse. Yeah. I can't look at her anymore. Picture this — a girl leaves her purse behind, and two guys decide to play detective. Okay. Stand back. I'm going in. They dig through every pocket like it's a treasure hunt. (CLEARS THROAT) Okay. No wallet. No ID. No wallet, no ID, nothing that screams "this is who I am." Well,
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale, a tale of a fateful trip. That started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship. The mate was a mighty sailing man, the skipper brave and sure. Five passengers set sail that day for a three-hour tour, a three-hour tour. HELP $0$ MINNOW SURVIVORS REWARD
Inside a small shoe store, a beautiful woman suddenly walks in. Let me help you. Come over here and sit down. I'll get you some. What do I sell here? Shoes. Yes, shoes. Would you like one? Let me handle this. How about something in a man who will give you everything he owns. I already have a pair of those. What I need right now is a pair of stilett
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