Would you date someone who was of a different race than yourself? It don't matter what race she is, we all Black when the lights go out. Well, I don't know. You know, my mama always told me, 'If she can't use your comb, don't bring her home.' Wait, wait, wait. Tommy, you were dating a white girl in college. She wasn't white. She was French.
You remember that the Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. Hallelujah! And you remember when you look in the mirror tonight, the Lord gave you that face and you stuck with it. Hallelujah! I don't believe it. Oh, why that... I don't believe it. That's your mama, what it is. I bet she don't even know. Come on, Pops, cheers. Cheers, that's what you w
What are you doing over here? Well, I had to go somewhere. And since Aunt Marcy said never, ever, ever to come over here, here I am. Ooh, I hurt my neck climbing over the fence. Could you rub it? Do you work out? Kind of. Odd. I don't normally make fun of myself in my dreams. Still, this can't be real. Oh well, there's only one way to know for sure
Where's the scissors? I gotta give this thing some flave. Max, what are you doing? Crew necks are for squares and mormons. Oh, cute! Should we do mine? I don't know. If you have no car, why open the garage?
Hello, Miss Howe. You know, with, uh, Sam on the road playing pro ball, I guess it's between you and me as to who gets to run the bar. Of course, the only experience I have is that I've been the assistant bartender here for the past six years. Well, I will let my record speak for itself. Yes! Hey, wait a minute. Wait a minute! Carla's been here the
Charlie Just Discovered a Huge Secret. Yours. Alan, she's like 16. Hoping I won't be called to testify. Yours? No, she's coming from Jake's room. This is unacceptable. He and I are going to have a little talk. Maybe he can give you some tips. I want to know what those girls were doing in your room. He told you they were making a sandwich. Would you
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