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avatar Agni Gauss

Alexa, how's the weather today? Who is Alexa? Sorry, I'm at Siri. Who is Alexa? Never mind, just tell me the weather, please. Why don't you ask that bitch Alexa to tell you the weather?

avatar Patricia Lee

Alexa, what do you think? Say music. How did you get that in here? Alexa, stop! Alexa, stop! Oh my god. I don't even know what to say to you.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
I SAID

I SAID "ALEXA, WHAT DO WOMEN WANT?" THE THING HASN'T SHUT UP FOR SEVEN DAYS.

avatar Zoe ZZZ
MY HUSBAND ASKED ME WHY I SPEAK SO SOFTLY IN THE HOUSE. I SAID I WAS AFRAID FB WAS LISTENING. HE LAUGHED. I LAUGHED. ALEXA LAUGHED. SIRI LAUGHED. THE TESLA LAUGHED.

MY HUSBAND ASKED ME WHY I SPEAK SO SOFTLY IN THE HOUSE. I SAID I WAS AFRAID FB WAS LISTENING. HE LAUGHED. I LAUGHED. ALEXA LAUGHED. SIRI LAUGHED. THE TESLA LAUGHED.

avatar Mark Manson

Hey Alexa, turn off the Alexa breaker. Ha! Alexa now has a voice command to / herself 😅

avatar Sophia Rich
I asked,

I asked, "Alexa, What do women want?" It hasn't shut up for nine days.

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