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SOME PEOPLE'S BIRTH CERTIFICATES SHOULD BE APOLOGY LETTERS FROM THE CONDOM FACTORY. ACME CONDOM CO. (QUALITY CONTROL DEPT.) REJECTS SECTION.

SOME PEOPLE'S BIRTH CERTIFICATES SHOULD BE APOLOGY LETTERS FROM THE CONDOM FACTORY. ACME CONDOM CO. (QUALITY CONTROL DEPT.) REJECTS SECTION.

avatar John Paul
Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I'm not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look at everyone and realize... Maybe I am.

Sometimes I sit quietly and wonder why I'm not in a mental asylum. Then I take a good look at everyone and realize... Maybe I am.

avatar Olivia Veqqie

What's the matter with you? Is it a burn out or a bearing or something? Yeah, yeah, silly dog. That's a stuffed duck. It's been stuffed for years. Here, dude, I'll have to prove it to ya. Look, right boy, stuffed with cotton. And his head is wood. See? Wood. Wood. Wood.

avatar Joseph Mitchell
I DON'T CARE WHAT SIDE OF POLITICS YOU'RE ON - IF A COUNTRY CAN SEND ITS YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN TO WAR, IT SHOULD NEVER HESITATE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM WHEN THEY COME HOME. VETERAN LILIAN MORRIS VETERAN SERGEI IVANOV VETERAN LIAM HEN

I DON'T CARE WHAT SIDE OF POLITICS YOU'RE ON - IF A COUNTRY CAN SEND ITS YOUNG MEN AND WOMEN TO WAR, IT SHOULD NEVER HESITATE TO TAKE CARE OF THEM WHEN THEY COME HOME. VETERAN LILIAN MORRIS VETERAN SERGEI IVANOV VETERAN LIAM HEN

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The fact that somebody looked right at a purple onion and named it 'red onion' really irritates me

The fact that somebody looked right at a purple onion and named it 'red onion' really irritates me

avatar Agni Gauss

Hey, where am I? I huh? One wrong turn off the Hollywood freeway and I end up in a theatre lobby. Well, I'm here. As long as I'm here, I might as well see the show. Cowboy and engine picture. Don't bother Mac, I'll find myself a seat down front. Ah, sail a. Girl. They will think they will think they see high road. See low road and I will be in Scot

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