Only thing in this world I love more than my children is beating their asses in Mario Kart. "Dad let us win some!" they cry. 1000% Hell No. I've been training 30 years for this. I'll take a bullet for you before I take a koopa shell now nut up and pick the track you wanna lose on
Girls will say shit like “oh I haven’t played Mario kart in a while I might be kinda bad” and then wait for the countdown to hit you with “I played competitively on Japanese servers for eight years”
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