I'm sorry I had to ask, but would you believe it, I lost my purse. Oh, let's retrace your steps. Let's go back to your shower this morning. What were you wearing? Well, nothing. Uh-huh. And what kind of soap were you using? Dad, let me speak to you for a second. I'm with the customer. Dad, I don't get this. I lost a jacket, I got a lecture. She los
OMG! Are you the legal guardians of Bud Bundy? Upstairs. Oh, you will do things, but begging will not be one of them. I hate my life. Welcome to Gary Shoes. Hey, back off, man. She's here for shoes. That's it, okay? That's my dates. Don't worry, Mr. Bundy, we'll take good care of Kelly. Have fun, pumpkin. One, two, three. Two, three. Fix faucet. Oh
Who the hell is this? I'm Artie from Pizza By Jake. You owe me 7.50 plus a tip. I'll give you a tip. Doors are hard. Keep the change. Let me ask you something. If you couldn't call me at work for bread... when did you decide you could call for pizza? Well, I was thinking, and I remembered that old rhyme: 'Feet are cold, starve for pizza.' No, wait,
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