Me and that one bro, powered by the same stupidity. Hello. Hey, Peter, what's up? Oh, hey, Quagmire. Just taking the family on vacation. Oh, that's good. Oh, hang on a second. I'm stuck behind some fat ass driving. Oh, hang on a second. I'm stuck behind some fat ass driving too slow. Come on, stupid, move it! Now hang on, Quagmire, some jerk behind
Glenn, thank you so much for helping me tear up my carpet. Well, you know, Lois, I gotta confess, when you called me, I sort of misunderstood what you were asking for. That's why I rushed over, but uh, it's what, it's fine. It's fine, whatever. I'm happy to help. Hey, Lois, you want me to leave a little strip in this thing? Maybe a lightning bolt,
Is that that now, missus, that's that. If you're going to shoot me, you might want to tie your shoelaces first. Now, are you going to go to Meg's play or not? Yes. You like eating red carpet, tough guy? Yes. Say you like eating red carpet. I like eating red carpet. Giggity.
The only way I learned my ABCs was by learning the names of all the guys my mom slept with. Art, Bob, Chet, Don, Ed, Frank, Gus, Hal, Irv, John, Ken, Lew, Matt, Ned, Ox, Pat, Quint, Ron, Sam, Tom, Ulf, Vic, Walter, Xavier, Yaz and Zeke. Those are just some of the guys. There are lots of other guys.
POV: Bro comes back from Thailand. How good are you? You're back from Manila. You had lumpia for dinner. Then you made love to two Filipino women. And a man. You mean three Filipino women! No!
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