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avatar Anthony Miller
What's going on in there? I'm 1/1024th Irish, Jerry.

What's going on in there? I'm 1/1024th Irish, Jerry.

avatar Patricia Lee
Hot MILFs, Readhead A*s to Mouth Threesome How did you get that history? I was in incognito mode!

Hot MILFs, Readhead A*s to Mouth Threesome How did you get that history? I was in incognito mode!

avatar Charlie Chocolate
the best advice i ever received was from george costanza when he said that if you look annoyed people think you’re busy

the best advice i ever received was from george costanza when he said that if you look annoyed people think you’re busy

avatar Gaie Houston
I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago.

I was supposed to pick up Newman at the zoo 12 hours ago.

avatar John Paul
What the hell are those?
They're my new JNCO pants. They have more square footage than my apartment
I can fit my keys, wallet, discman, pager, pack of smokes, detachable car stereo, a 40 of Old E and 3 other friends in here

What the hell are those? They're my new JNCO pants. They have more square footage than my apartment I can fit my keys, wallet, discman, pager, pack of smokes, detachable car stereo, a 40 of Old E and 3 other friends in here

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Cosmo Kramer: What's your name again? - Cosmo Kramer. Cosmo Kramer? You are the Ass-man. So, did you get your new plates? Oh, yeah, I got my new plates. But they mixed them up, somebody got mine, and I got their vanity plates. What did they say? Ass-man. Ass-man? Yeah, [transcribed audio: 'Ass-man' mentioned multiple times].

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