Hey, Siri, which one of my hoes is gonna be my Valentine this year? Hoes? Boy, if you don't sit your lonely ass down, unless you became a gardener you ain't getting no hoes. Only hoes you got are the ones you're using to dig up those sorry ass roses in your backyard to give to your mama. You ain't had a Valentine since third grade when the teacher
TikTok @redneck1078 Hey Siri, why don't you go ahead and order me some Magnum XLs? Why? Are you planning on making some balloon animals or something? Nah, nah, I think I might actually get lucky this weekend. Bro, even if that were true, you know damn well that micro muffin you're packing in your drawers isn't filling no damn Magnum XL. Bitch, you
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