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avatar Joseph Mitchell

Best joke writer in the business. I've spent the past two years looking for my ex-girlfriend's killer. But no one will do it. When I was a little kid, I had a pet turtle. Tiny little turtle, kept him in an aquarium. Then one summer, I went away to camp. While I was gone at camp, the turtle died. When I got home, my dad lied to me. He said, 'Anthony

avatar Mark Manson
IT ONLY TOOK ONE Guy TO SHIT IN A LETTUCE FIELD, AND NOW EVERY SALAD ACROSS THE UNITED STATES IS CONTAMINATED

IT ONLY TOOK ONE Guy TO SHIT IN A LETTUCE FIELD, AND NOW EVERY SALAD ACROSS THE UNITED STATES IS CONTAMINATED

avatar John Paul
He was a free safety and cornerback in high school. But now he's changed positions to a tight end and wide receiver...

He was a free safety and cornerback in high school. But now he's changed positions to a tight end and wide receiver...

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