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avatar Olivia Veqqie
MY BODY IS A TEMPLE ANCIENT AND CRUMBLING PROBABLY CURSED OR HAUNTED

MY BODY IS A TEMPLE ANCIENT AND CRUMBLING PROBABLY CURSED OR HAUNTED

avatar Olivia Veqqie
Brain cells die, skin cells die, even hair cells die. But FAT CELLS... must have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior because they seem to have eternal life.

Brain cells die, skin cells die, even hair cells die. But FAT CELLS... must have accepted Jesus Christ as their Lord and Savior because they seem to have eternal life.

avatar Agni Gauss
I have reached an age where my mind says,

I have reached an age where my mind says, "I can do that," but my body says, "Try it and you'll be sorry."

avatar Gaie Houston
Seduce my mind and you can have my body.

Seduce my mind and you can have my body.

avatar John Paul

"listen to your body" my body: "go get a cinnamon roll the size of a tire"

avatar John Paul
DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOUR BODY'S

DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOUR BODY'S "CHECK ENGINE" LIGHT HAS BEEN ON AND YOU'RE STILL DRIVING IT LIKE "NAH IT'LL BE FINE"

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