THE GREAT THING ABOUT BEING A GUY IS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON A 'FACE' TO GO OUTSIDE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS MAKE SURE MY NUTSACK ISN'T SHOWING AND I'M PRETTY MUCH GOLDEN

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Isabella Lewis

My body is not a temple, it's a haunted house. It's slowly falling apart, makes weird noises, and contains the spirit of an old person who's always mad at something 😂😂😂

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Jeremy Jordan

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me. That's my story.

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THE GREAT THING ABOUT BEING A GUY IS THAT I DON'T HAVE TO PUT ON A 'FACE' TO GO OUTSIDE ALL I HAVE TO DO IS MAKE SURE MY NUTSACK ISN'T SHOWING AND I'M PRETTY MUCH GOLDEN

My body is not a temple, it's a haunted house. It's slowly falling apart, makes weird noises, and contains the spirit of an old person who's always mad at something 😂😂😂

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads. So I'm not fat, I'm just really intelligent and my head couldn't hold any more so it started filling up the rest of me. That's my story.

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