I got a new car. I don't understand anything on it except the fuel gauge. Okay. I'm pulling out of my parking spot in reverse and suddenly the dashboard starts playing a video of somebody getting run over by a car. I forgot about it. Went on my merry way.
KNOW YOUR CAR WARNING SYMBOLS ;) ENEMY SCANNER ACTIVATED CURFEW FAIL SMELLY SHOE ALERT CYCLONE IN VEHICLE DON'T DRIVE WITH BEACH BALL SORRY YOU DID NOT SURVIVE KEY SINKING IN RIVER YOUR WISH IS GRANTED FLEX YOUR ABS FOR SPANISH MARQUE #2 SLEEPING BODIES DETECTED THE SERPENT IS LOOSE WAG TAIL UP OR DOWN RELEASE THE COBRA FOREIGN OBJECT IN EYE ACTIVA
I installed switches on my car's dash that don't do anything. When someone gets in my car I look them in the eye, say "buckle up," and start flipping switches in what appears to be a purposeful order. Then I'll drive like a grandma while refusing to answer any questions about the switches
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