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You Can't Fix STUPID But You Can Numb It WITH A 2X4

You Can't Fix STUPID But You Can Numb It WITH A 2X4

avatar jojo9
I DON'T HAVE A SWEAR JAR I DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO KEEP UP WITH MY MOUTH.

I DON'T HAVE A SWEAR JAR I DON'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO KEEP UP WITH MY MOUTH.

avatar Jacob Junior

I saw a duck trapped under the ice. I broke the ice with my foot. Poor guy. He was soaking wet. I dried him off with a hair dryer. He kept staring at me. I gave him some water. He looked much better. He was still shivering. He needed some glucose. His appetite returned. I named him Molly. We played in the water together. Molly is a strong boy. He a

avatar Charlie Chocolate
EVEN IF I HAD A POCKET FULL OF FUCKS I STILL WOULDN'T GIVE YOU ONE.

EVEN IF I HAD A POCKET FULL OF FUCKS I STILL WOULDN'T GIVE YOU ONE.

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I NEVER CALLED YOU STUPID BUT WHEN I ASKED YOU TO SPELL

I NEVER CALLED YOU STUPID BUT WHEN I ASKED YOU TO SPELL "ORANGE" AND YOU ASKED ME THE FRUIT OR COLOR IT KINDA CAUGHT ME OFF GUARD

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CURIOUS ENOUGH TO TAKE IT APART SKILLED ENOUGH TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER CLEVER ENOUGH TO HIDE THE EXTRA PARTS WHEN I'M DONE BUILT AINT BOUGHT

CURIOUS ENOUGH TO TAKE IT APART SKILLED ENOUGH TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER CLEVER ENOUGH TO HIDE THE EXTRA PARTS WHEN I'M DONE BUILT AINT BOUGHT

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