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avatar Gaie Houston
I ASKED MY GRANDPA,

I ASKED MY GRANDPA, "AFTER 65 YEARS, YOU STILL CALL GRANDMA DARLING, BEAUTIFUL, AND HONEY. WHAT'S THE SECRET?" HE SAID, "I FORGOT HER NAME 5 YEARS AGO AND I'M SCARED TO ASK HER."

avatar jojo9
I'M NOT SAYING I'M OLD, BUT IF YOU HEAR ME SAY 'I PUT IT IN A REALLY SAFE PLACE'... IT'S A SAFE BET WE'RE NEVER SEEING IT AGAIN.

I'M NOT SAYING I'M OLD, BUT IF YOU HEAR ME SAY 'I PUT IT IN A REALLY SAFE PLACE'... IT'S A SAFE BET WE'RE NEVER SEEING IT AGAIN.

avatar John Paul
Me when someone remembers my name and I remember nothing about them:

Me when someone remembers my name and I remember nothing about them:

avatar Jacob Junior
She said she wanted a man that could take her breath away. So I farted. Now she won’t speak to me.

She said she wanted a man that could take her breath away. So I farted. Now she won’t speak to me.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
OH GREAT, I LEFT IT AT HOME!

OH GREAT, I LEFT IT AT HOME!

avatar Anthony Miller
Some call it multi tasking. I call it doing something else while I was trying to remember what I was doing in the first place.

Some call it multi tasking. I call it doing something else while I was trying to remember what I was doing in the first place.

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