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avatar Mark Manson
I'VE REACHED THE AGE WHEN MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT OFTEN LEAVES THE STATION WITHOUT ME

I'VE REACHED THE AGE WHEN MY TRAIN OF THOUGHT OFTEN LEAVES THE STATION WITHOUT ME

avatar Olivia Veqqie
OLD AGE HAS COME AT A BAD TIME, JUST AS I WAS BEGINNING TO KNOW EVERYTHING, I'M NOW FORGETTING EVERYTHING I KNEW.

OLD AGE HAS COME AT A BAD TIME, JUST AS I WAS BEGINNING TO KNOW EVERYTHING, I'M NOW FORGETTING EVERYTHING I KNEW.

avatar Gaie Houston
I ASKED MY GRANDPA,

I ASKED MY GRANDPA, "AFTER 65 YEARS, YOU STILL CALL GRANDMA DARLING, BEAUTIFUL, AND HONEY. WHAT'S THE SECRET?" HE SAID, "I FORGOT HER NAME 5 YEARS AGO AND I'M SCARED TO ASK HER."

avatar jojo9
I'M NOT SAYING I'M OLD, BUT IF YOU HEAR ME SAY 'I PUT IT IN A REALLY SAFE PLACE'... IT'S A SAFE BET WE'RE NEVER SEEING IT AGAIN.

I'M NOT SAYING I'M OLD, BUT IF YOU HEAR ME SAY 'I PUT IT IN A REALLY SAFE PLACE'... IT'S A SAFE BET WE'RE NEVER SEEING IT AGAIN.

avatar John Paul
Me when someone remembers my name and I remember nothing about them:

Me when someone remembers my name and I remember nothing about them:

avatar Jacob Junior
She said she wanted a man that could take her breath away. So I farted. Now she won’t speak to me.

She said she wanted a man that could take her breath away. So I farted. Now she won’t speak to me.

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