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avatar Anthony Miller
NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT I CAN FORGET WHAT I'M DOING WHILE I'M DOING IT.

NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT I CAN FORGET WHAT I'M DOING WHILE I'M DOING IT.

avatar John Paul
Don't wear headphones while vacuuming... I've just finished the whole house and realised the vacuum wasn't even plugged in

Don't wear headphones while vacuuming... I've just finished the whole house and realised the vacuum wasn't even plugged in

avatar John Paul
NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT I CAN FORGET WHAT I'M DOING WHILE I'M DOING IT.

NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT I CAN FORGET WHAT I'M DOING WHILE I'M DOING IT.

avatar Olivia Veqqie
My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80's far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

My ability to remember song lyrics from the 80's far exceeds my ability to remember why I walked into the kitchen.

avatar Sophia Rich

People are afraid I will tell their secrets. Me: in front of the fridge trying to remember why I opened it.

avatar Jeremy Jordan
Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm holding it.

Some days I amaze myself. Other days I look for my phone while I'm holding it.

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