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avatar Jacob Junior
I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, I retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what's goin on and now I have to pee.

I came, I saw, I forgot what I was doing, I retraced my steps, got distracted on my way back, have no idea what's goin on and now I have to pee.

avatar Mark Manson
NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT I CAN FORGET WHAT I'M DOING WHILE I'M DOING IT.

NOT TO BRAG OR ANYTHING BUT I CAN FORGET WHAT I'M DOING WHILE I'M DOING IT.

avatar Jacob Junior
You don't need to tell me twice. You need to tell me five times because I wasn't listening the first time, and then the second time I was thinking about how sad it is there's no baby butterflies, and then the third time I was trying really hard but you were mumbling and then the fourth time I wasn't listening again.

You don't need to tell me twice. You need to tell me five times because I wasn't listening the first time, and then the second time I was thinking about how sad it is there's no baby butterflies, and then the third time I was trying really hard but you were mumbling and then the fourth time I wasn't listening again.

avatar Sophia Rich
Crazy Latina My Problems Me

Crazy Latina My Problems Me

avatar Charlie Chocolate
That moment you realize if you turn your head You're game is over.

That moment you realize if you turn your head You're game is over.

avatar Joseph Mitchell

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