I went for a job interview and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible." "Well I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible."
Oh, what do you want to hear, man? Do you want to hear that sometimes I think about eating a bullet? I do. I even got a special one for the occasion with a hollow point. Look, make sure it blows the back of my goddamn head out. Do the job right. Every single day I wake up and I think of a reason not to do it. Every single day.
Your task is to blow a job interview in the first 30 seconds. What do you do?
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CautiousDare • 13h
"How strict is the sexual harassment policy?"
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