I get $20 on pump 3? 20, yeah. That's only a dollar? Oh shit, my bad, brother. What's that, man? It's a printer. You never seen that? Do it again??? You have a dollar? Bro, look at this. You never seen this? It's a money printer. You have a dollar? I can print you as much money as you guys want. Hey, Bobby! Look at that, man. I found this, I'll tel
Sneaking a Card into People's Pocket, then Doing a Magic Trick. Sitting in your guys's pockets. Look at this, look at this. How did you do that? Excuse me! Sorry. Oh, you okay? Yep. Can't get this pocket, there's just- It's just not feasible, dude. It's the most beautiful pocket I have ever seen. Go, Jared. Anything good over there? You like comedy
Number 12? Yeah. Okay. So you see the cards, right? Yeah. And I have here three cards, right? And I want you to choose two cards. Uh, the one in the middle and the one next to the right or whatever that it is. This one? Yeah, that one. Okay. And you said 12, right? Yeah. If you add it together, it should be 12. 10 + 2. Wait, I need my calculator. 1
When he shows you his new magic trick. Hey, look what I learned. Look, look, relax. It's just a trick. WHO ARE YOU?! Yeah, you really should lock your doors.
I gotta show you a quick impression of what I used to do for a living before I became a stand-up comedian. Y'all got some fucked up seats, man. Gonna make this shit really difficult. All right, man, why won't you do here? Bowling ball. Bowling ball, knife, apple. What I want you to do is toss me the apple. No. You throw it at my dick and shit, man.
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