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avatar Charlie Chocolate
I NEED TO GO ON MEDICATION SO I CAN SLAP STUPID PEOPLE AND BLAME IT ON THE SIDE EFFECTS

I NEED TO GO ON MEDICATION SO I CAN SLAP STUPID PEOPLE AND BLAME IT ON THE SIDE EFFECTS

avatar Anthony Miller
I USED TO BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING IN ONE NIGHT. NOW IT TAKES ME A WEEK JUST TO DO NOTHING

I USED TO BE ABLE TO DO ANYTHING IN ONE NIGHT. NOW IT TAKES ME A WEEK JUST TO DO NOTHING

avatar Mark Manson
Do not talk to me, look at me, or breathe near me until this coffee has successfully booted up my system. DO NOT DISTURB. SYSTEM BOOTING PLEASE WAIT... OR ELSE. CAFFEINE > OXYGEN. SYSTEM BOOT-UP 23%. SURVIVING ON COFFEE & CHAOS. DO NOT EXIST UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. NOT A MORNING PERSON.

Do not talk to me, look at me, or breathe near me until this coffee has successfully booted up my system. DO NOT DISTURB. SYSTEM BOOTING PLEASE WAIT... OR ELSE. CAFFEINE > OXYGEN. SYSTEM BOOT-UP 23%. SURVIVING ON COFFEE & CHAOS. DO NOT EXIST UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. NOT A MORNING PERSON.

avatar Charlie Chocolate
The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people.

The hardest part of my job is being nice to stupid people.

avatar Isabella Lewis
Today I sent out a text saying,

Today I sent out a text saying, "Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?" 12 people called me... I need smarter friends.

avatar John Paul
IF IT'S NOT MY SMART MOUTH GETTING ME IN TROUBLE IT'S MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS THERE IS NO WINNING

IF IT'S NOT MY SMART MOUTH GETTING ME IN TROUBLE IT'S MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS THERE IS NO WINNING

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