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avatar Jacob Junior

If everyone on Earth peed into the Grand Canyon, you might think it would fill up in less than a day. I've actually never thought about that. Not once in my life have I even come close to that subject. But the Grand Canyon can hold about 1.2 quadrillion gallons. And the average person pees about half a gallon a day. Why is the reference for this a

avatar Jacob Junior
DUE TO THE RISING COST OF MEDICAL TESTS. JUST PEE UNDER A TREE AND WAIT A BIT. IF ANTS GATHER. DIABETES. IF GRASS DRIES UP. HIGH SALT. IT SMELLS LIKE BARBECUE. HIGH CHOLESTEROL. IF YOU FORGET TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS. ALZHEIMER'S.

DUE TO THE RISING COST OF MEDICAL TESTS. JUST PEE UNDER A TREE AND WAIT A BIT. IF ANTS GATHER. DIABETES. IF GRASS DRIES UP. HIGH SALT. IT SMELLS LIKE BARBECUE. HIGH CHOLESTEROL. IF YOU FORGET TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS. ALZHEIMER'S.

avatar Jeremy Jordan

I guess you don't know what scratching on that door means. Told you I had to go pee. You sit here talking about I ain't... Oh Lord, this stuff just coming out of me. I can't stop. I feel like a sprinkler system. Oh, I hate that you saw me like this 'cause I sure was gonna blame it on that baby. Lord have mercy, I'm over here dis-saved. I gotta get

avatar Charlie Chocolate
Mosquitoes also pee while they suck blood to make more room for the blood. Actually the most disrespectful animal in the entire kingdom. This is egregious.

Mosquitoes also pee while they suck blood to make more room for the blood. Actually the most disrespectful animal in the entire kingdom. This is egregious.

avatar Sophia Rich
me going to pee after i got all comfy in my bed:

me going to pee after i got all comfy in my bed:

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DUE TO THE RISING COSTS OF MEDICAL TESTS, ALL YOU CAN DO IS PEE UNDER A TREE AND WAIT A BIT: IF ANTS GATHER = DIABETES. IF GRASS DRIES UP = HIGH SALTS. IF IT SMELLS LIKE BBQ = HIGH CHOLESTEROL. IF YOU FORGET TO PULL UP YOUR PANTS = ALZHEIMER'S.

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