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avatar Jeremy Jordan
POLICE:

POLICE: "YOU WERE GOING FAST." ME: "I WAS TRYING TO KEEP UP WITH TRAFFIC." POLICE: "THERE ISN'T ANY." ME: "THAT'S HOW FAR BEHIND I AM."

avatar Gaie Houston
my 'Give A Fuck' is broken
but my 'Go Fuck Yourself' is fully functional

my 'Give A Fuck' is broken but my 'Go Fuck Yourself' is fully functional

avatar Joseph Mitchell

I SMILE BECAUSE YOU'RE MY DAUGHTER I LAUGH BECAUSE THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT! You've got a friend in me. You've got a friend in me. When I roll up.

avatar Gaie Houston

I am usually ,calm at work but sometimes I just want to do this HE? HE!!!! HE-HE IT'S SO F nous!!!!

avatar Anthony Miller
If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge???

If we're not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge???

avatar Joseph Mitchell
One Day I Intend to be a Little old Person in A nursing home, that leads the Rebellion and puts vodka in All The iv BAGS!

One Day I Intend to be a Little old Person in A nursing home, that leads the Rebellion and puts vodka in All The iv BAGS!

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