My parents just moved to my neighborhood after living many hours away almost my entire adult life. My dad has dropped some hints about porch beers with me and apparently just couldn't wait any longer...
Pops
Ah hell, I accidentally bought too many beers again. You better come over and help me get rid of them before your mother gets home.
now
Elderly neighbors A/C went out, company wanted $385 for a $15 dollar capacitor. I have 3 and fixed it for free. Now she’s baking brownies for me 😌🥰
Session ID: 1103859.
Oh my god, I'm so sorry. She never does that. Wow, that's so weird. F*** you, you stupid f***ing dog. Ooh, I'm stuck inside. You don't even have thumbs, you idiot. Dog barks and growls
Carl is my 80 year old neighbor and he just bought a Corvette and his wife is furious. He said, 'I’ve driven secondhand cars my entire life.' Then he told me he volunteers twice a week at the animal hospital, 45 minutes each way, and said, 'I’m gonna enjoy that drive.' Honestly? Fair.
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