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avatar Isabella Lewis
Something is wrong with me. I told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself.

Something is wrong with me. I told you if we were patient, he'd figure it out for himself.

avatar Zoe ZZZ
Hey Sheldon. Hello. What can I do for you ladies? You have something we want. Oh, dear. My mother warned me this is what happened to pretty boys in the big city.

Hey Sheldon. Hello. What can I do for you ladies? You have something we want. Oh, dear. My mother warned me this is what happened to pretty boys in the big city.

avatar jojo9
What does it mean? Oh, come on, you went to college. Yes, but I was 11.

What does it mean? Oh, come on, you went to college. Yes, but I was 11.

avatar Agni Gauss

Cashing in change broke the machine!! this is your sign to go cash in your change First jar Counting... Your Total: $52.92 continue to add coins Counting... Your Total: $54.45 continue to add coins Counting... Your Total: $56.20 continue to add coins Second jar Counting... Your Total: $165.16 we done broke it we done broke it Cashing in her change

avatar Joseph Mitchell

I remember the first time I got a bikini wax. My sister did it with melted Crayolas and duct tape. It's a bad idea. Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical? Damn. Well, at least when we do make love, Sheldon won't be thinking about his mother. That is a cleverly veiled re

avatar John Paul
THE PENNY IS GOING AWAY. THE US MINT WON'T MAKE ANY MORE. HERE'S WHY.
PENNY, WE'VE DECIDED TO STOP MAKING YOU.
IT'S BECAUSE I'M BROWN, ISN'T IT?!

THE PENNY IS GOING AWAY. THE US MINT WON'T MAKE ANY MORE. HERE'S WHY. PENNY, WE'VE DECIDED TO STOP MAKING YOU. IT'S BECAUSE I'M BROWN, ISN'T IT?!

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