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avatar Agni Gauss

"Porn causes brain damage" me: "Hey you guys"

avatar Sophia Rich
PORN ✔
Porn moves are the most positive moves...
No murder, No war, No fight, No cheating, No racism, No language problem,
Good cooperation, Good coordination, Natural acting,
Everybody enjoys the climax, Lots of love,
Always a very happy ending for all characters!
And the best part...
No matter which point you start watching, you will understand t

PORN ✔ Porn moves are the most positive moves... No murder, No war, No fight, No cheating, No racism, No language problem, Good cooperation, Good coordination, Natural acting, Everybody enjoys the climax, Lots of love, Always a very happy ending for all characters! And the best part... No matter which point you start watching, you will understand t

avatar Patricia Lee
I bought a porn DVD at a garage sale, but when I put it in all I could see was a dark image of a fat guy holding his dong. Then I realized the TV wasn’t on.

I bought a porn DVD at a garage sale, but when I put it in all I could see was a dark image of a fat guy holding his dong. Then I realized the TV wasn’t on.

avatar Sophia Rich
Couple sat watching tv, Husband keeps flicking channels, Golf, Porn, Golf, Porn, Golf, Porn, Golf, Porn, Wife says

Couple sat watching tv, Husband keeps flicking channels, Golf, Porn, Golf, Porn, Golf, Porn, Golf, Porn, Wife says "for fucks sake leave it on porn, you know how to play golf"

avatar jojo9
When you become a lesbian pornstar but your first scene is with a 62 year old woman
(It's dry. It's really dry.)

When you become a lesbian pornstar but your first scene is with a 62 year old woman (It's dry. It's really dry.)

avatar Sophia Rich
WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME I LOOK FAMILIAR, I TELL THEM, “I DO PORN.”

WHEN SOMEONE TELLS ME I LOOK FAMILIAR, I TELL THEM, “I DO PORN.”

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