Mom, I'm gonna stop, and I'm so serious. No more shouting. I'm gonna try to pick up after myself. Now I'm gonna be nice to the cat just for you. What? You know? What? Why are you so dramatic? I'm not. You are. I take after you, mama. Snickers. Wow. Issues today? Now you psychic? Mm-mm. Just a couple. Mm-mm. Just one. What? Issue gonna take me outsi
You know, you bought me some crap. Don't hit me. Those shoes were like cheap shoes. Crap. Don't yell. I can yell if I want to. Cause I don't know how. You thought it was cool to buy some knockoffs. They still cute. They stylish. Just stop. Stop. Stop. All right. Now, a deal for you don't mean it's a deal for me, all right? All right. I'm gonna get
Caught my cat having a convo with a seagull. Cat: What's your name? Seagull: What? Cat: What is your name? Seagull: Tony! Cat: Fuck you, Tony! Seagull: What's your name? Cat: Ezekiel! Seagull: Fuck you, Ezekiel! Cat: Fuck you! Seagull: Fuck you!
You think your crazy? I grew up with a bear telling me to prevent forest fires, a dog telling me to take a bite out of crime, and an owl telling me how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop. You don't know crazy.
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