Oh, what are we waiting for? Anchors away! Man the pumps! We're sinking, we're sinking! Every man for himself! Quick, quick, to the lifeboat, to the lifeboat! We're foundering fast! Oh no, you don't! The captain goes down with his ship! I resign! You're captain! Oh no, you're captain! Oh no, you're captain! Oh no, you're captain! I'm captain and I
How come we have anger management but not stupidity management? You can be stupid, but I can't be angry? Your studidity is probably why I'm angry in the first place
Relax Watch Some Looney Tunes. What's cooking, doc? I seem to be in a terrible quandary, sir. Could you change your ten spots, sir? I prefer a profusion of pennies. Are you sure it's a good one? Lots of counterfeits around, you know. Nah, well, you gotta trust somebody. Let's see now. A dollar ten, a dollar twenty, a dollar twenty-one. Thank you, s
Generations of children watched gun violence every Saturday morning. They didn't shoot up their schools. What changed? facebook.com/ConservativesExposingLiberalLies
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