I'm getting virgin vibes. Yeah. Like, it's the baby fake. Are you in or are you going to go to college? Uh, I'm actually graduating this spring. I'm a third year in college. Oh, shit, so you're not that young. You're graduating? I am. Definitely not getting pussy yet. You're too busy studying. Can we hold my hand? Yes. You feel nervous? No. How do
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Gaie Houston
One of my favorite lines is from the first season, Fry and Bender are walking up the side of a building, a la, like, Batman 66, right? And they're walking up the side of the building. And Bender walks by a window and he goes, All right, get a room, you two! And the guy in the room goes, Well, we're in a room! And Bender says, Well, they lose some
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Joseph Mitchell
I cannot believe I used to hate men. I swore off men. I said, I'll never date another man again. And now, I just baked a man a heart-shaped strawberry cake just because he had a really hard week at work. Like, he's my little angel baby. I will cut every single strawberry into a heart for him if he really wanted to. Oh, I love him so bad.
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Gaie Houston
I Thank you.
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Jeremy Jordan
jerking off five times a week that is an addiction I pump those numbers up those are rookie numbers in this racket
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