Придет малина за окном и тянется ко мне. Гурнала розовой мечты. Придет малина за окном, в таком же сладком гне.
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Jeremy Jordan
Give me a trash bag to throw all this crap away. No, baby, it cannot be a white one, baby. I said the black trash bag. Why does it have to be black? Because the black ones are bigger. That's what she said. We're done. We're done for today.
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ROFL
Make my bitch up
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Patricia Lee
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ROFL
I thought you were on, I thought. I thought you were on.
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Sophia Rich
Can I rub a little lotion on you? No, that's okay. Come on, seriously. Let me grease up your boobs. Boobs. Uh-uh. Hey, I have two children that are your age. Come on. Do they grease up your boobs? Oh, my God. Can I rub some lotion on you? No, I don't.
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