Are you gay, Dad? Oh, Glenn, I'm not gay. Just tell me the truth. I am telling you the truth. Now calm down. You're ruining this ball. You know how much I love balls. All right, come on now. That's not helping. Son, you have my word. I am not gay. You promise? I promise. All right. I believe you. But I am a woman trapped in a man's body. And while
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Jacob Junior
With your feet on the air, your hands on the ground Try to stretch and
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Patricia Lee
You get high, and then you put other people who smoke weed in jail? Duh. That's so hypocritical. Oh, yeah? Let me ask you something, Kumar. You like giving handjobs? No, sir. You like getting handjobs? Yeah. All right, well, that makes you a fucking hypocriticizer, too. So shut the fuck up and smoke my weed.
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John Paul
If my heart comes so thick, I'll find a way to rock and I'll go.
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Isabella Lewis
Four! Four! Four! Four! Four! Four! Four! Jack, where do I sense you? Jack, get up! Oh!
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Jeremy Jordan
Excuse me. Oh shit. I thought you were super pretty but then I got close. My bad.
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