avatar Jacob Junior

Beavers are petty little shits. In Russia a while back, city planners tore down a beaver dam to make way for some construction. The beavers waited till the middle of the night, and then cut down every tree in the area and ripped up all the shrubs. Follow a beaver long enough, and it'll hide a literal line of shit in your path to prevent you from g

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avatar Agni Gauss

There's a whole fish

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avatar John Paul
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avatar Anthony Miller

Come, mon die, come, come, mon die Waleow, my brother.. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHA!

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avatar Patricia Lee

Our best chef was recently diagnosed with being old as fuck, and he lost the ability to walk. Until we realized all we had to do was shove a galvanized square steel beam deep through his rectum and turn him into a human gondola. Craziest part is he actually enjoyed it. Two years later, we're on our third Michelin star.

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avatar Mark Manson

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