No one likes a bitch, but if you vote for Kathleen 'Kathy' Grundlebutter for city council, that's exactly what you'll get. She smokes two packs a day and she smokes within eight feet of the doors. A man named Patrick saw her trying every single sample at Costco and didn't buy a single item. She just told reporters in her siggy voice, 'I just like t
TOP 20 Reasons Why You're smarter than The average customer... (Part 7) 1. I had a guy return fish to our shop because they drank too much water. 2. customer asked if we could print her receipt before she bought anything so she could see how much she was going to spend. 3. Lady asked if our store sold preheated microwaves because she didn't want to
This sort of rizz needs to be studied. He wasn't necessarily in good shape and he had this comb over that was rather elaborate. He had this air about him, and he had this confidence that drew me to him. He was who he was. He didn't care.
What, my son? And what, son of my womb? And what, son of my vows? Do not give your strength to women, Nor your ways to that which destroys kings. It is not for kings, O Lemuel, it is not for kings to drink wine...
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