Hey, Alan, you got any cash? Yeah, why? I need to borrow some. What for? What are you, my mother? Just give me a few bucks, send me a trip to the ATM. When will I get it back? I don't know, tomorrow? Okay, how much do you need? Just a couple hundred. A couple hundred? Who carries around that kind of money? Well, let's see. Strippers, bookies, pros
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Mark Manson
y oo A G Day in the life culture in decline
This is a day in the life of a culture in decline. I start my day off by getting dumped. My girlfriend leaves me for a financially stable man who's ready to commit and settle down. Then I eat some processed foods high in sugar, take my anti-anxiety medication, and do some sedentary relaxation. Then I like to do some light hedonism and have a casua
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Mark Manson
be me be 18 at a house party
Eighteen at a house party, girl's talking to me, we're wasted. Time to go to the lab station, say she wants to wait until morning, so she can remember it. Woke up in the morning next to her, she's already awake, watching the news or something. Start making out, she's moaning, says, what the fuck, in a terrified voice. Holy fuck, my dad works there
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Jeremy Jordan
Excuse me ma'am, did you drop your purse? Oh, thank you! No problem. Your necklace. Where did you get that? When I was a kid, my best friend gave this to me. But he disappeared on a hiking trip. Most people say he probably got eaten by a bear. By a bear? Kevin? Nah, I'm Jay. I found this in a pile of bear poop. My friend Kevin definitely got...
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Patricia Lee
The worst volume control competition In 2017 a group on Reddit competed to create the worst volume control possible
I'll be running circles around you sooner than you know There's a little upset that I'm out of tune Just kicking this guy down the avenue But I'm alright I'll be running circles around you
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