Hey, can I have all your odorants? Yeah, I got smelly garbage or a little dumpster. Can you get low tide? No. How about wet dog? Yep, stick it up.
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Mark Manson
Oh my god, Harlan, is that you? I will! My name is Kylai Yoshikage, 33 years old. My house is located in the North Pole of Monterey.
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Jeremy Jordan
I love this song! Yeah! Yeah! ANXIETY! FU-
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Jeremy Jordan
I may not have a brain, gentlemen, but I have an idea.
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Zoe ZZZ
Are you Andy? Uh, yes. Is this yours? Did you write this stuff? My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card. Oh, yeah, right. God, I've been looking for that speed dating card. Thank you so much for bringing it to me. So you actually wrote that one girl looked like she was hurting for a squirting? Mm-hmm. Yeah, hurting for a squirting. I wrote
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ROFL
That's good, but flour it up a little bit, but I'm trying to open it up. Okay, but you've got to put pressure in your hand.
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