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avatar Charlie Chocolate

Hey, let him cook. Do you trust Trump's national security team to keep our war plans top secret? Do you trust your mother every night to fix your hot pockets and make sure your Game Boy is turned on?

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avatar Gaie Houston

I thought you said they didn't have alcohol. Look, they got screwdrivers. Oh, no, Charlie, it's just orange juice. Orange juice? Like the mixer? Yeah, yeah. People drink it. People drink it, yeah. It's crazy to me. When was the last time you drank a straight mixer? Oh, I had a Diet Cola mixer a while ago. Oh, did you? What? Dude, you drinking a be

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avatar Olivia Veqqie

The main character in my lego lore somehow coming back to life after being erased entirely from existence in the last battle (its my favourite figure) Oh, did you know that I'm ready to go? What did you...

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avatar Jacob Junior

*When you pass by a voice-activated camera and you hear "motion detected": *When you pass by a voice-activated camera and you hear "motion detected": *When you pass by a voice-activated camera and you hear "motion detected": *When you pass by a voice-activated camera and you hear "motion detected":

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

This cat has his own personal flea removal specialists 🥲

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avatar Jacob Junior

Excuse me, can I get a refill, please? Coming right up. Thank you. Excuse me, are you all right? No. It's a long story. Well, I like stories. I'm considered a bit of a storyteller myself. My husband? The guy who's building the ark. My husband says God told him to do it. What do you do with that? Sounds like an opportunity. Let me ask you something

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