How to make petrol? The world collapsed. Oil wells are now just deep holes. Gas stations are under stalker control, and your car has been sitting with an empty tank for the third week. What you'll need? Lots of plastic, a metal barrel with a lid, a metal or steel pipe, a bucket of water, a container to collect fuel and fire. Step 1. Prepare the di
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Mark Manson
Thank you.
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Sophia Rich
One day, Adam and Eve were out in the garden, and Eve starts bleeding. And she tells Adam, and he says, well, where are you bleeding? And she shows him between her legs. He says, oh, well, okay, just go wash it off in the creek, and I'll go talk to God about it, and we'll see what we can do. So she goes over to the creek, and Adam goes up to God a
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Charlie Chocolate
One more word, please give me one. Gubernatorial. You know what, you're a fucking joke. No wonder the Avengers didn't take you, or the X-Men, and they'll take fucking anyone. I mean, you are a ridiculous, immature, half-wit moron. I have never met a sadder.
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