HUMOR OF THE DAY π I GOT PULLED OVER BY THE POLICE TODAY. I WAS APPARENTLY HIS FIRST SPEEDER BECAUSE WHEN HE GOT TO MY WINDOW HE SAID, 'I'VE BEEN WAITING ALL DAY FOR YOU.' I SAID, 'I GOT HERE AS FAST AS I COULD.' He let me go. π For Laughs
Oh, what'd that do? I don't know. Oh, no. Carl. I'm so sorry. It's a cancer ray. Holly Quinn. You gave me cancer? Why would they even make this? Well, that's it, Kev. I'm gonna spend the holidays with my kids. I'm so sorry.
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