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avatar Joseph Mitchell

I broke my zipper. Oh, no. I'm going to have to do the break, the paper clip. Did you break it? I didn't mean to undo it. We can rig this. I don't know how, but we're going to do it. Oh, my God. Look, a piece of wire. This is perfect. What do you want to cut? Just cut it here for... Thank you. Look at that. Done. Thanks. Boom. Let's get wet.

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avatar Agni Gauss

The DMV employee when my 2nd grade report card they needed wasn't signed by my teacher Bummer. Huh? This is a bummer, man. That's a bummer.

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

"In my opinion, those who want to raise the retirement age to 70 have never had to work a real job in their lives."

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avatar John Paul

Patriotic eagle imagery with the American flag, soaring over the sea at sunset.

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avatar Anthony Miller

It certainly is a big bun. It's a very big bun. Big fluffy bun. It's a very big fluffy bun. Where's the beef? Some hamburger places give you a lot less beef on a lot of bum. Where's the beef? At Wendy's, we serve a hamburger we modestly call the single. And Wendy's single has more beef than the Whopper or Big Mac. At Wendy's, you get more beef and

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avatar Jeremy Jordan

I love you but you gotta wake up. In fact, they are using culture wars in order to distract us from their own wrongdoings. They are taking advantage of us. People are leaving the Democratic Party in droves because they are waking up to the fact that they play on your heartstrings. Democrats give their voters a false sense of moral superiority. Wher

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