When you are the last cat built for the day And there are no matching parts Cuddles and purrs April over the years Got my cat, my hat, my shirt. Am I forgetting anything? 2022 When your cat watches too much Master Chef... 2023 I like you. I kill you last.
we ARE the democrats. We're the Democrats! Welcoming you to Minnesota, where we proudly marry our brothers and sisters. My butt's been wiped! Ha ha ha ha! We the Democrats! We got to speak to the manager, y'all, 'cause y'all didn't messed up. Y'all can't even make no cheeseburger and fries. What is wrong with y'all? We are the Democrats! We are for
Freddy science. Me. Freddy explaining science. Agreed to the matter with pushing a ball. Just no gas in a vacuum to push off of. Don't worry, my science is unbeatable. After being tortured by listening to Freddy explain science for 2 hours. Freddy. Me. Who the fuck do you think you are, you idiot? You are one dumb son of a bitch! Get the fuck out o
I just found out what the purpose of toes are. To find furniture in the dark, and scream at the tops of my lungs! DON'T LIKE ME? Like I care! Seriously! If pooping is a call of nature. Does that mean farting is a missed call? When I was young I was scared of the dark. Now when I see my electric bill I am scared of the lights. Arguing with a woman i
You mean ninjas aren't actually real? Americans, as expected, still believe in ninjas. This involves Japan's national defense, so I'd like you to keep it a secret, but the truth is that all Japanese people are actually ninjas and we're hiding it.
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