Everytime I open my eyes... I CAN SEE. Take your age. Subtract 2. Then add 2. That's your age. If you can't swim Then don't swim. A GLASS IS CALLED "Glass" BECAUSE IT IS MADE FROM GLASS.
THINGS TO PONDER 1. If the No. 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still No. 2? 2. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? 3. Why are you "in" a movie, but "on" TV? 4. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? 5. Why do we drive on parkways & park on driveways? 6. Why do "fat chance" & "slim
Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? I don't know. Cuz Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour. Oh my God Brian, that's enough. Why are priest terrible at racing? At racing? Yeah. I don't know. Because they always come in a little behind. Oh my God God Brian. Oh my God. Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. No, because she's a woman. Oh
THINGS TO PONDER 🤔
1. If the No. 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still No. 2?
2. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
3. Why are you "in" a movie, but "on" TV?
4. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread?
5. Why do we drive on parkways & park on driveways?
6. Why do "fat chance" & "sli
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