The Fart Chart
Common Quack
Quacks can range from a mumble to a megaphone, but remember this duck always has really bad breath.
Butt Putt
More of a poking wind, it’s sort of cute and could easily be mistaken for a pixie popping bubble wrap.
Slide Whistle
High-pitched— or low like a trombone, no one’s dancing to these zigzagging notes, but everyone
Love is not about calling, Texting or kissing.
It's all about thinking of Someone every time.
All the time.
When I look into your eyes, I can feel your love restrained
Throwback to that time I composed a magnet poem about werewolves and it was the deepest shit I ever wrote.
moon drunk monster
beautiful and strange
howl your melancholy question
and tell me
which you dread more
the echo or the answer
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