THINGS TO PONDER 1. If the No. 2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still No. 2? 2. Why do we press harder on the remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak? 3. Why are you "in" a movie, but "on" TV? 4. What was the best thing BEFORE sliced bread? 5. Why do we drive on parkways & park on driveways? 6. Why do "fat chance" & "slim
What do you call a woman in heaven? An angel. And what do you call a group of women in heaven? A host of angels. What if all women are in heaven? Peace on Earth.
BNO News French citizen in isolation and being tested for hantavirus after developing "mild symptoms," health ministry says. The patient was not on the cruise ship but shared a flight with the woman who died of hantavirus in Johannesburg. Ah shit, here we go again. MUTATING INTO MIDTERM VARIANT
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