Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey? I don't know. Cuz Kermit likes his pork sweet and sour. Oh my God Brian, that's enough. Why are priest terrible at racing? At racing? Yeah. I don't know. Because they always come in a little behind. Oh my God God Brian. Oh my God. Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. No, because she's a woman. Oh
I have an older sister? Hello? Is this Brian? Yeah, who's talking? Don't worry about that. I've got someone very special to you, and if you want to see her in one piece, you better do as I say. Oh no, please don't hurt my girlfriend. I'll do anything. It's not your girlfriend. Okay, please don't hurt my mom. I can't live without her. It's your sist
Today's joke. There's a man and a woman, and they get invited to a Halloween costume party. They decide to go, and the man picks out a bear costume. As they're getting ready, the woman says she has a headache and doesn't feel like going. The husband offers to stay, but she insists he goes and has fun. So, he gets dressed in his bear costume and goe
Dirty joke! Coming in three, two, one. If you don't like dirty jokes, that's all right. Don't get your clam in a jam. But if you do like dirty jokes, I'm Caroline and I am kind of funny. So, follow along. Today's joke: A little boy goes to summer camp. It's his first time at sleepaway camp and he's so excited, right? One of the days he's there, he
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