I just picked up a hitchhiker and he seemed like a nice guy and after a couple minutes he said aren't you worried that I might be a serial killer and I was like no no the chances of two serial killers being in the same car.
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John Paul
And one girl in your own right Power lover keeps you home at night Don't need money Don't take fame Don't need
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Zoe ZZZ
I'll put this stick into the drill, then shave it down with a pencil sharpener. This will give me all kinds of wood shavings. Then I'll fill up a tuna can about halfway with these. Now I need to melt some wax. So I'll put some into my double boiler. Then once it's melted, I'll pour some onto the wood shavings. I'll add a little more, and then pour
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Music You heard it Music Music Music Music Music Music Music Oh, my, oh, my, oh, my, oh
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Anthony Miller
Quick question, why does the dishwasher keep talking? Did you know Dante's was dating Simon Sol? Ha! Women are not supposed to speak. I'm only here to cook and look presentable. Guys, she's so much more than a dishwasher. She's my dishwasher. Awwww And I love her. Thanks, Wallet. WHAA-
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