I saw everyone in the box and I was like, oh, great opportunity, perfect cross, and then I hit it and I was like, f***ing ball, sorry. I was like, damn, I shamed it. And then I turned around, didn't even want to watch it. So I was like, oh, what a rookie. And then I heard the crowd go on, I turned around, it was in the back of the net, and I was l
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Sophia Rich
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Agni Gauss
Can men get pregnant? Oh, I am. You're pregnant? You are? Yeah. How about a congratulations? Instead of laughing at me, you could say, like, congrats or something. Congratulations. I'm sorry. Thank you. I appreciate it. Now, how far along are you? Two weeks. How do you know you're pregnant after two weeks? My stomach's been growling more than usua
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Patricia Lee
I'm really sorry what I didn't call you because my dad was so pissed and he turned off my internet. Oh yeah, internet. Actually, internet. You're fucking Russian bitch. Yo bro, where do you want to go and eat? Ah, wherever man, wherever. Come on, suggest some places. Don't be like that. I don't know man, maybe we could go to KFC or McDonald's. Ah,
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Olivia Veqqie
To save everyone the hustle of taking out the trash, we built 20 running trash bins. Our studio is a mess, there's always garbage on the tables, on the floor, and the bins are always full. At first, I thought the problem was simply not enough trash cans, so I bought more. But for some reason, people still didn't bother. Then I had a thought, what
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Anthony Miller
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