I wanna make you smile whenever you're sad Carry you around when your arthritis is bad Oh, all I wanna do is grow old with you
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I decided to go to Iraq, and I flew to Iraq. I was extremely brave. In fact, so brave I wanted to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor. I said to my people, am I allowed to give myself the Congressional Medal of Honor? And, you know, I've given out so many to guys that are seriously brave. I mean, they come in with the arms are missing, th
The last time I got flowers was four years ago, on a date. No one wants to keep in touch with me after they find out I'm divorced. Am I that bad looking? Thank you.
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