i was at the gym the other day i went to get on the treadmill about half of em were broken and the rest are busy i m just standing there waiting my turn and the guy that works there he s all peppy he comes over he goes hey we got a stairmaster we got a lip to call those are available they give you the same kind of workout i said if you went to the brothel and the madam said all the girls have bee
animals that i just want to hold but due to the nature of the animal they will not let me house pets at disney have lied to me and make me believe that every animal wants my love as much as i want to love it and i ve been wrong and i think these animals should actually just give me a chance pigeons i want to hold a pigeon so god damn fat i don t know if birth could be fat i don t know they could
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