I'm ugly, I'm Tony. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth. This girl was fat and ugly. Ooh, she ugly. Ugly. How ugly? I took her to the beach. They asked me what I used for bait. Ugly chick, you kid. When I took her home, my mother put newspapers on the floor. I mean, ugly. I gave her a hickey. I got fur in my mouth. She's sick, boy. No
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Charlie Chocolate
She told me it wasn't her fault. She blew the horn. I mean, are you kidding? Oh, my mother had morning sickness after I was born. I don't know, it's not easy. I got no respect the day I was born. Really? No respect. The doctor picked me up and smacked me? I found out the nurse. You got a few in two. Now, with gambling, I'm never lucky. Well, last
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