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avatar Sophia Rich

I'm ugly, I'm Tony. My proctologist, he stuck his finger in my mouth. This girl was fat and ugly. Ooh, she ugly. Ugly. How ugly? I took her to the beach. They asked me what I used for bait. Ugly chick, you kid. When I took her home, my mother put newspapers on the floor. I mean, ugly. I gave her a hickey. I got fur in my mouth. She's sick, boy. No

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

She told me it wasn't her fault. She blew the horn. I mean, are you kidding? Oh, my mother had morning sickness after I was born. I don't know, it's not easy. I got no respect the day I was born. Really? No respect. The doctor picked me up and smacked me? I found out the nurse. You got a few in two. Now, with gambling, I'm never lucky. Well, last

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avatar Anthony Miller

Top 10 British Shorthair Cat Behaviors

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avatar Charlie Chocolate

How it feels to make exactly enough money to pay rent, eat 1.5 meals a day and buy a lil steam game as a treat

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avatar Gaie Houston

What are you doing? What? No. No. No. Hey! This is my new carpet. It's new! Come on, man! No! Stop! Get down! Stop! Stop!

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