Iranian official: We poured millions into spreading Islam in Japan. After six years, only one person converted, and he wasn't even Japanese. We later found out he wasn't Japanese. He was a foreign worker.
Man, I've never realized how stupid Tony looks. Just like Dobby the Elf from Harry Potter. You ugly thing. And he stinks, man. All he does is sniff ass and then whip ass. And humps everything. I gotta remember to never touch that pillow again. Ew, look at it. God, you're so disgusting. I just wanna slap the shit out of you. It can be so simple. Kn
At some point, we all hear the same message: get a job. It might sound harsh, but the core of it isnโt about judgment. Millions Of Black People Will Starve Because Of Racism. TO DEATH. AND LOBSTER. WE LIKE STEAK AND LOBSTER. ARE GONNA STARVE AND DIE.
I'm just gonna say it and I don't care who get mad. Shouldn't no grown-ass, able-bodied people be freaking out by no food stamps. If you got two legs, two arms, you can get up and talk on the phone, you can get up and take your behind to work. I'm talking to able-bodied people.
Mark Kelly & Ruben Gallegos Get OWNED
With all due respect, you voted multiple times to keep the government shut down, okay? The Republican members from Arizona voted to keep the government open. So don't sit here and try to lecture us about whether or not we did our job. We did our job, you did not. Well, you're not doing your job right now. Oh, you mean the bill that I'm signed on t
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